Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Doctor's Orders

It's official folks! I have been told to get a boyfriend!
I went to see the doctor last week because I have been feeling poorly for some time now. Guess what the prognosis was? My doctor seems to think I may be suffering from depression and that also thinks I should get a boyfriend to fill "the void".
He says this because he knows a small bit of my history and knows that my last relationship did not end well *note the heavy use of euphemism here*. He thinks that I am still hung up over that and that a new bobo wil help me rise from the doldrums of depressions. I mumbled something about waiting for the time of da Lord and stumbled out of his office.
FYI: I do not feel depressed and I am definitely not so hung up on any past relationship that it is affecting my sleep or my life.
My Naija self does not really believe in "depression". Tell me to Grin and bear it and I will be on the same page as you.
Anyhoo, I am now on the prowl (for medical reasons of course, LOL!)... Watch this space!

27 comments:

  1. ehn? You should have been one of my bachelorettes now..At least a blog honey would have amused you. Naija Blogger Bachelor has premiered on my blog so check it out and dont forget to vote....

    Maybe this will be some sort of a distraction?

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  2. @ calabar gal: Thanks!

    @Uzo: Truthfully, the reason why I did not sign up was cos I did not understand what it was all about. I'll definitely be reading and voting! Crossing my fingers and believeing it will work as a distraction.

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  3. LMAO
    Get to hunting down those dudes ASAP...

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  4. He's on his way! Just keep your eyes open.

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  5. As you look, don't forget, "Not all that is gold, glitters".

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  6. R u serious
    the doctor really said that

    please give mii his number oo

    anywayz good luck in ur search

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  7. Your doctor prescribed a boyfriend? Lolll - go doctors! (You shoulda asked if he supplied them as well)

    Sorry that you're depressed. Hope you snap out of it or find some nice distrcations :-)

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  8. I've been feeling kind of depressed for a while now.......would your doctor agree to see me?would he give me your kind of prescription?

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  9. girl.... i like your prescription... use it well... don't overdose.... all the best...

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  10. @gbemi: eyes peeled!

    @laspapi: I re-read that phrase like 5 times because I realised that s not a typo. I'll keep it in my mind. Thanks.

    @kafo: He said so o! You don't need his number. On this one, you can self-medicate. LOL!

    @daddy's girl: Thanks, girl!

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  11. @bellanaija: I will, I will....for medical reasons of course ;)

    @noni moss: I was too afraid to ask that question. He's not the funkiest of people. Anyone he is supplying would almost definitely not meet my specification.

    Funny, I don't feel depressed, so I am not sure his diagnosis is right. Blogging distracts me but I will follow his advice and go and look for a living, breathing distraction.


    @ Mrs somebdy: Ha! It's too late to give you this kind of prescription. For better or worse yo've got your cure.

    @ Ajike: LOL! at don't overdose.

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  12. Hope you meet someone good, and make sure you don't overdose lol.!Have a great week

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  13. Hope you meet someone good, and make sure you don't overdose lol.!Have a great week

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  14. hehehe.. You doctor is funny! Wow, are you depressed? You would know, wouldn't you? now I happen to know this brotha.....

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  15. Wow. It's been a while. Any luck so far?

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  16. We want updates plssssssss!

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  18. lmao... who would you be to disobey doctors order? lol.. go ahead mami.. we're solidly behind you

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  19. All the best with PROWLING, based on medical reasons...LOLLL...

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  20. LOL. I hope you find just what the dr ordered!

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  21. Nice one. Thats my kind of doctor, but you dont need a boyfriend to get you out of depression, you need great friends, whatever the sex, and go out,please please,please,please.

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  22. Ok babe - i know the doctor prescribed a boyfriend but that doesnt mean you shouldn't update now! Hope all is well.

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  23. LOL...
    You MUST follow the Dr's advice.
    let us know when you have fully recovered!!

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