38 Governorship Aspirants Apply for Police Protection. 
This was the headline for a daily newspaper today. I really don't want to discuss politics on my blog, so I will just leave it at this. 
Being Myself...
Surely you have heard the one about the unemployed Nigerian graduate who goes out one day in search of a job. He’s listening to his Japanese made radio and checking out the time on his Swiss made watch and hops into his German made car. This is only after he had donned his TM Lewin Jand sewn shirt and his Italian leather shoes.